Tuesday, May 12, 2009

Victoria Gotti - The New Face of Recessionista

Hi-lights, extensions, furs and fake tans will have to be severely cut down for the mobster princess Victoria Gotti as she faces foreclosure on her Long Island mansion.  Gotti allegedly owes JP Morgan Chase $650,000 and has failed to make any payments in over 2 years.  Not surprisingly, Gotti has someone to blame for this disaster; none other than her ex-husband Carmine Agnello.  

Looks as though Victoria and her three orange toned, porcupine-looking spawns will be living life a lot differently from what we saw on their repugnant reality series 'Growing Up Gotti'.  On second thought, this may be a genius idea for a spin-off series featuring life in the ghetto.  They're mobsters, right?  I'm sure they'll survive.  

1 comment:

  1. Oh, for the love of God. I opened her picture and a little part of me died inside.

    Great blog, by the way.

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